Quotes from Shane

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Dan: "My friends called me hit-and-run Danny."

Abby: "You're not that good on the phone, you're not that good at the table... So where are you good?"
Dan: "I'm good on television."

Natalie: "The Vatican said there's no such place as hell."

Dana: "He threw him a rope."
Jeremy: "And he's tying it around his neck."

Isaac: "How do you think Dana would feel about it?"
Casey: "Dana?"
Isaac: "Yeah."
Casey: "Ah, who knows with Dana. One day she's up, another day she's down. That's girl's nuttier than a squirrel's cheeks in October. The point is, she's standing right behind me, right?"
Dana: "I cannot believe you."
Casey: "Wait."
Dana: "You went over my head."
Casey: "I can explain this."
Dana: "How?"
Casey: "I went over your head."
Dana: "Casey!"
Casey: "Hey, I'm just trying to be courteous, okay? I didn't want to interrupt your dancing."
Dana: "And you just sat there?"
Isaac: "It's my desk."

Casey: "It's just not necessary."
Dana: "Neither is sports."

Dan: "I can't say Yevgeny Kafelnikov."

Abby: "Danny, of all the psychological problems you have, and they are myriad, not being able to pronounce Yevgeny Kafelnikov isn't one of them."
Dan: "Then why can't I pronounce it?"
Abby: "Because it's a hard name to pronounce."

Dan: "There may be a problem there."
Abby: "You have a crush on me."
Dan: "Yes."
Abby: "That's natural."
Dan: "I guess, 'cause you're the healer and you're also playing the role of a confessor. "
Abby: "I meant 'cause I'm a babe."
Dan: "That too."
Abby: "Danny, you're going to be fine."
Dan: "It doesn't feel that way."

Jeremy: "When did people start eating a lot of hummus?"

Casey: "Shane. You're going to wear Yankee pinstripes. You're going to roam the same piece of ground as Gehrig and DiMaggio and Mantle. Your salary is going to be paid by people who work hard and like baseball. If you can't get excited about that, I think the very least you can do is to fake it."

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