Quotes from Dana and the Deep Blue Sea

"The sophomore sensation credits her agility and quick first step to her father, who used to take her to a neighborhood park all covered with cheese." -Dan

"Dana, Casey's being mean to me." -Dan
"Casey, be nice to Dan." -Dana

"It sounds like a lot of people are going to be having sex with a lot of other people who aren't me." -Casey

"It's not about Rebecca." -Dan
"What's the favor?" Jeremy
"It's about Rebecca." -Dan

"This is their world, Isaac. They live where it's murky. Poisonous, tentacle-baring, prehistoric, sea-creatures." -Dana
"You're afraid of fish." -Isaac
"And I'm not ashamed to admit it." -Dana

"Dana?" -Isaac
"Yes." -Dana
"Is everything all right?" -Isaac
"Yeah." -Dana
"No, I meant with you and Gordon. Is everything all right?" -Isaac
"Yeah, I'm just... I'm thirty-three. And I'm very much afraid of fish." -Dana

"Is everyone who works on your show deranged?" -Rebecca
"I swear, everyone but me." -Jeremy

"Would it be possible to have one 10 o'clock meeting that doesn't degenerate into dork recess?" -Dana

"Let me tell you something. First of all, I'm a sports anchor, not a sportscaster. Second of all, you married a jerk. I know about Steve Cisco, everybody knows about Steve Cisco. Sister, you married a loser, and the fact that you think that that man's low-grade brand of manhood is any way indicative of my profession is beneath your obvious intelligence and class. What guys like that do to women like you makes me absolutely crazy. I knew I recognized you. Will you look at this? You're working late, I have a show to do in ten minutes just twelve stories up. There's no earthly reason why you shouldn't be having dinner with me after the show. It'd be midnight, and we'd go to a great place, and I'd ask you about your day because I genuinely do care about your day, and I'd be funny and you'd have a good time. And when I took you home at like 3am, I'd try to kiss you goodnight, and I think I'd be successful. In fact, I know it. And I can't believe none of that's ever gonna happen 'cause once there was a time you married an idiot. I gotta get back to my job, which, rest assured, I do considerably better than Steve Cisco." -Dan

"I am serious, Danny, if you turn out to be a jackass, I am gonna - no kidding, as God is my witness - I am going to do something bad to you with numbers." -Rebecca
"I stand warned." -Dan
"You swear the hideous cheese mistake was 'cause of me." -Rebecca
"Yes." -Dan
"That's really nice, thank you." -Rebecca

"You know, sometimes it's worth it - taking all the pies in the face. Sometimes you come through it feeling good." -Dan
"Yes." -Casey
"And how was your day?" -Dan
"Sometimes you just stand there, hip-deep in pie." -Casey

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