Quotes from Smoky

"The time is right, Casey, the time is now. You strike while the iron's hot." -Dan
"What iron?" -Casey
"THE iron. You're gonna strike it." -Dan
"Because it's hot right now?" -Casey
"Scorching hot." -Dan
"Okay." -Casey
"It is." -Dan

"Five seconds. You go to ten, I kick your ass." -Dana
"You ever hear of artistic freedom?" -Casey
"You ever hear of me kicking your ass?" -Dana

"You know the biggest difference?" -Dan
"The biggest difference between what?" -Casey
"The biggest difference between women then and women now." -Dan
"What?" -Casey
"You're on television." -Dan

"I think your job stinks. You get to create your own show, and make all the decisions, and have a big staff, and make a lot of money. That's not for me, Isaac, I like to answer to people, I don't want to create. When I get a thought it my head, I like it to die right there." -Dana

"It's not time to dally with Sally." -Dan
"Dan." -Casey
"That was an unfortunate rhyme, but still." -Dan

"Dana, the things that I say in my office, stay in my office." -Isaac
"Natalie's my second-in-command, he's the only one I told." -Dana
"Jeremy's my boyfriend, he's the only one I told." -Natalie
"I told many many people." -Jeremy

"You could be having sex with Yoko Ono right now." -Dan
"Please don't ever say that again." -Casey

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