Quotes from Shoe Money Tonight
"While we're gone, if any talking animals tell you to buy any tacos or beer, for God's sake do what they say." -Casey
"Look at me. I'm not lying to you. I have a straight." -Jeremy
"How do you know I don't have a big house." -Natalie
"A FULL house. Dan already folded the six you needed, and I have the other one. You don't have a house of any sort, you don't have a pup tent. You've got trip sevens, and I have a straight. I want you to trust me right now. I want you to say to yourself, yeah, I've dated a string of jerks in my life, they were stupid, they were mean to me, but maybe this one's different. Maybe I should take a chance and not adopt the break-up-with-him-before-he-breaks-my-heart strategy. I want you to remember that when I started liking you, I didn't stop liking tennis. And I want you to know that I don' t think there's a woman in the world that you need to be threatened by, no matter how glamorous you think she is. But mostly, I want you to trust me, just once, when I tell you you have three sevens, and I have a straight." -Jeremy
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